✏️ Legal Pad
AI’s Ali v. Frazier
Every technological era eventually gets its defining heavyweight fight. Vanderbilt and Rockefeller. Ford versus Ferrari. Apple versus Microsoft.
And now: Musk versus Altman (Chapter 1).
The courtroom battle between Elon Musk and OpenAI’s Sam Altman already feels bigger than ordinary business litigation. It feels like the opening rounds of something that will shape how artificial intelligence develops, and who controls it, for the next several decades.
This isn’t just two billionaires arguing over contracts. It’s two competing visions of the future colliding in public.
Musk alleged that OpenAI abandoned the nonprofit principles that originally attracted his support and transformed itself into something entirely different. OpenAI survived the lawsuit, which is obviously preferable to losing it, but the trial itself exposed a remarkable amount of dysfunction inside one of the most important companies on earth, right before it’s about to go public.
Executives accusing one another of manipulation. Internal memos calling leadership dishonest. Constant panic over projects. Merger discussions involving Tesla and Anthropic. The type of chaos that would normally terrify investors- except we’re living through an AI gold rush where normal rules don’t entirely seem to apply.
That’s what makes this litigation so fascinating.
The stakes are enormous not just for OpenAI, but for the entire technology ecosystem attached to it. Microsoft. Oracle. Investors eyeing eventual IPOs. Companies and businesses building their futures around AI infrastructure.
And somehow, despite all the billions involved, it still feels personal.
Ali and Frazier hated each other because both believed they represented the rightful future of heavyweight boxing. Musk and Altman carry a similar energy. Two extraordinarily competitive people convinced they alone properly understand where this technology should go and who should control it.
The real takeaway, though, is that this fight is still in its infancy.
We are watching foundational disputes about artificial intelligence happen in real time; questions about governance, commercialization, ethics, transparency, and power. Years from now, people will likely look back on these early lawsuits the same way we now look at the first major antitrust fights involving railroads, oil, telecommunications, or the internet itself. And the technology is evolving faster than the law can comfortably process it.
Which means the courts are going to be busy for a very long time.
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Lawyer Trick #102: Don’t Let Anyone Ruin Your Slam Dunk
Young lawyers spend an enormous amount of time worrying about witnesses, evidence, cross examinations, and jury arguments. All important.
But sometimes the greatest skill a lawyer can bring to a case is that of gatekeeper. Which brings us to Lawyer Trick #102:
Do not let anyone tamper with your jury and accidentally turn your slam-dunk conviction into a nationally televised disaster documentary. Now, to be clear, courthouse staff are wonderful. We covered that in a prior edition. Treat them like royalty.
But there is an important distinction between:
- helping move exhibits,
- coordinating schedules,
- and allegedly freelancing as an off-brand courtroom influencer during the “Trial of the Century.”
The Alex Murdaugh saga gave the legal profession a truly remarkable cautionary tale: no matter how airtight your case may be, things can still go sideways if somebody decides they’d like to become part of the narrative.
This isn’t actually a useful Lawyer Trick because there’s no way to realistically deploy it. No one in the legal profession would have ever fathomed a clerk of court interfering in a speeding ticket case, let alone one being nationally televised and examined under a microscope. So, I guess the trick is vote for people who have more character than an out-of-town carny with a penchant for Everclear and poor decision making?
Jurors are supposed to decide cases based solely on evidence presented in court-not hallway commentary, TV talking heads, book deal aspirations, or someone less than subtly suggesting that a defendant is guilty while handing out exhibit binders.
The point is this: the most despicable defendants are the ones who need the cleanest shot at justice. Because if the system doesn’t function properly for the worst of the worst, then it doesn’t work for you or me.
So, stay vigilant. And maybe keep aspiring memoirists away from the jury room*.
*She should be indicted, tried, and sentenced to a lengthy prison sentence.
⚖️ Closing Arguments
We have a verdict in Flower girl v. Distraction.
Last week, I previewed the looming legal showdown between my daughter and literally everything capable of distracting a three-year-old flower girl, and I’m happy to report that the Plaintiff prevailed.
She marched down the aisle like a seasoned professional. No hesitation. No tears. No wandering into the waterway. In fact, she approached flower distribution with a level of aggression and confidence I frankly found admirable.
Most flower girls timidly scatter petals. Mine chose the fastball approach.
Large overhand handfuls launched several feet ahead of her like she was on the verge of causing a dugout clearing brawl. And the whole time, she had her tongue sticking out like Michael Jordan right before he did something completely unfair to another human being.
Regardless, she made it down the aisle, Emily and Ben got married, and the good guys won.
Court is in recess- see you next Friday.
